Seriously......you just can't make stuff like this up. I'm about to change the name of this site to "Weird, Fucked Up Shit That Happens To Me. Occasionally."
I along with two other employees at Petsmart was fired for planking in the back 5 min before closing. We took a few pictures. Didn't post them anywhere and only had 1 copy of each, but someone "found" them and gave to the manager. When they showed them to me Law and Order interrogation style, I couldn't stop laughing. The store manager actually told me corporate was having an "investigation". An investigation. On planking. If you don't understand: I got fired for laying flat on surfaces. There are a couple of dudes investigating that. Poor poor bastards.
Strongly thinking about calling the local newspaper and the media tomorrow. I might be the first person fired for this. 15 min of FAME!! HERE I COME!!
