Anyways I was just outside getting baked in the backyard(for some reason?) and I see something moving in the distance about 50 feet away from me. It was small, round, shiny, and kinda freaked me out for a second. Then I noticed it's a fucking armadillo. I was intrigued so I decided to sneak up on it while I was smoking a blunt and see what would happen. He stared at me for a while then ran off when I tried to throw a stick at it. I don't blame him. Dick move on my part. Well, he wasn't too fast so I began to chase him until he ended up under my house! So I just sat down and carried on by the back door which also happened to be by the hole he crawled into. While I was chiefing I blew some smoke in the hole thinkin "haha, he's gettin high". Then he COMES OUT, sniffs the air, slowly makes it beside me and just chills there for a couple of minutes. He didn't freak out or anything. It was fucking awesome. I blew him a few shotguns and he resided back under the house and didn't come out.
You're Welcome Mr. Armadillo
i named him terry
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